Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Kindergarten Jokes

1. What's black and white and red all over?


A zebra with a sunburn.



2. Why did Spongebob put a chicken in his garden?



To get an eggplant.



3. Why did the chicken cross the kitchen?


Tweet! Tweet!


4. What's a shark's favorite game?


Swallow the leader.


(Material courtesy of Faith and Gracia)

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